February 2012
282 posts
WWII in my point of view...
- Germany: Treaty of Versailles? Fuck that shit. Imma take Austria and Sudetenland and Czechoslovakia because I fucking want to.
- Russia: lol germany dude let's pretend we're friends
- Italy and Japan: Ayo Germany, you wanna team up and shit? 'Cause we ain't nothin' to fuck with.
- Britain and France: GERMANY DON'T YOU DARE FUCK WITH MY NIGGA POLAND
- Germany: -invades Poland-
- Britain and France: OH HELL TO THE NAW THIS MEANS MOTHERFUCKIN' WAR NIGGA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AMERICA
- Germany: yeah well now imma take finland and denmark and the netherlands and norway and belgium and you ain't gon' do shit
- United States: Y'all need anything? Snacks? Condoms? War tanks? and by y'all I mean Britain
- Britain: ugh jfc thx america
- Germany: oh HELL to the motherfuckin' no i thought we was homies america man you messed with the wrong nigga now i'm gonna bomb yo ships
- United States: welp we'e gonna cut off japan's oil supplies
- Japan: NIGGA WHO YOU THINK YOU IS? SAY GOOD BYE TO MOTHERFUCKING PEARL HARBOR BITCH
- United States: -takes off metaphorical giant hoop earrings- DON'T MOTHERFUCKIN' TEST ME 'CAUSE I WILL FUCK A NIGGA UP THIS MEANS WAR YOU FUCKING TOO GERMANY RUSSIA ITALY Y'ALL ALL BASIC BITCHES
"Dinner is ready!" →
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FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD.
When your mom gives you 'The Look': →
goo.gl
What other people see…
What you see…
That awkward moment when you forget the name of something when you're about to ask for it you say: →
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Can you pass me that thing?
and the other person is like, what thing?
that thing!… the thingy! -__________- THAAAAAT SHIT!!!
